- Report: #48634
Complaint Review: French Government - Paris
-
Author Not Confirmed
Why?
French Government
23 Yellow Belly Lane Paris, France
Web:
N/A
Categories:
Business Rating:
(0)
Tell us has your experience with this business or person been good?
French Government ripoff dirty SOB's Paris
Foreign policy is too complicated, I'll admit, for Fraud Hammer X's tastes, but France and their thwarting of American justice is all too clear this time around. I'm madder than an alcoholic Frenchman in a frogwater drinking contest, so here it goes...
Jacques Chirac, how nice that you're on the receiving end of all that cheap Iraqi black-market oil while hard-working Americans are paying through their noses for what should be their birthright.
Have some Fraud Hammer action, leader of the Frog people! BAMMM!
Why don't you French freaks get behind us like you did in WWII?
Oh yeah, that's right: most of you turned traitor at the first sign of the Jerries.
I guess this appeasement is in character for you. Here's a hammer for the gutless Frenchmen of the world: POWWWW! All the brave Frenchmen emigrated to the US after the war because the stench of their traitorous "countrymen" was unbearable!
War on, French Resistance! Your country will be free again, free of treachery and cowardice! Vive le France! Vive le cheap oil pour les Yanqui! Hammertime pour les yellow-bellied Chirac! POWWWW!
Guess what, Chirac? Your sniveling is in vain! After we're through with the axis of evil it will be the axis of COWARDS turn for some American Fraud Hammer justice!
That's right! In two years we'll be paying 25 cents a gallon for premium unleaded while you'll be sucking snails through a straw after we go HAMMERTIME on your filthy appeasing mouths!
Are you listening Germany? Russia I'll give you your propers because you have been a faithful ally more than once. Come around, Mother Russia!
Here's a shout-out to our brave and courageous British brothers and sisters!
Fraud Hammer X
Hammertown, Idaho
U.S.A.
Jacques Chirac, how nice that you're on the receiving end of all that cheap Iraqi black-market oil while hard-working Americans are paying through their noses for what should be their birthright.
Have some Fraud Hammer action, leader of the Frog people! BAMMM!
Why don't you French freaks get behind us like you did in WWII?
Oh yeah, that's right: most of you turned traitor at the first sign of the Jerries.
I guess this appeasement is in character for you. Here's a hammer for the gutless Frenchmen of the world: POWWWW! All the brave Frenchmen emigrated to the US after the war because the stench of their traitorous "countrymen" was unbearable!
War on, French Resistance! Your country will be free again, free of treachery and cowardice! Vive le France! Vive le cheap oil pour les Yanqui! Hammertime pour les yellow-bellied Chirac! POWWWW!
Guess what, Chirac? Your sniveling is in vain! After we're through with the axis of evil it will be the axis of COWARDS turn for some American Fraud Hammer justice!
That's right! In two years we'll be paying 25 cents a gallon for premium unleaded while you'll be sucking snails through a straw after we go HAMMERTIME on your filthy appeasing mouths!
Are you listening Germany? Russia I'll give you your propers because you have been a faithful ally more than once. Come around, Mother Russia!
Here's a shout-out to our brave and courageous British brothers and sisters!
Fraud Hammer X
Hammertown, Idaho
U.S.A.
2 Updates & Rebuttals
Alphonse
New York,New York,
U.S.A.
I agree 101% with Hammer AND David
#2Consumer Comment
Wed, March 12, 2003
Who gives a crap about the UN? Aside from UNICEF, they're just a bunch of double-talking handwringers, led by the French! If they're noy going to follow through with resolutions they've already passed, who needs them? They're irrelevant!
David
Westbury,New York,
U.S.A.
I'm also interested in the revelation in your post that cheap oil is our birthright.
#3Consumer Suggestion
Tue, March 11, 2003
We actually pay a lot less per gallon for gas compared to Europe because our Federal Government subsidizes the oil industry. Gas would be even cheaper if the States didn't tax the hell out of it. Turkey also purchases most of its oil from Iraq illegally on the blackmarket; should we start the ad hominem attacks on them as well? Further, the U.S. purchases more oil from Iraq than any other country. I'm also interested in the revelation in your post that cheap oil is our birthright. Can you explain that one? Because I'm still looking in my copy of the U.S. Constitution for the "cheap oil" clause. The French have always been a pain in the butt when it comes to our world foreign policy goals; that's their job. Thus, it is our president's job to work with them and convince them to come along with us. But that's not going to happen when we have a few wingnuts in the Federal Government -- like Rumsfeld, Cheney, Wolfowitz and Perle -- making stupid, idiotic comments and a president that thinks diplomacy can be lazily handled over the phone. If you really want to know what's going on their sick heads, go look up the Project for the New American Century. We have wingnut thinktanks and corporations running our foriegn policy these days. Moreover, as of today, the British are also backing off their former hardline stance and may give time to allow the inspections to work. Maybe Britain, France, Germany, Russia and China recognize something that our "leaders" haven't. Now excuse me as I have to go walk my neighbor's freedom poodle and liberty shepard now.
