Complaint Review: hac le - Albany, Greenwich

John walked into Druthers in Saratoga with a monkey on his shoulder. Takes a seat at the bar. The bartender asks, “what’s with the monkey John?”

The John replies, that's Minh the monkey, “don’t worry about her I pay for anything she does”. Minh the monkey jumps on the bar, finds some peanuts and eats them. She finds some pickled eggs and eats them too. Then jumps onto the pool table picks up the cue ball and eats it.

The bartender exclaims, “Holy Crap! Did you see what your monkey just did?! She just picked up the cue ball off the table at ate it!” John apologizes, pays for his beers and everything the Minh ate, and leaves.

A few weeks later the John returns to the bar with Minh the monkey. Again sits at the bar as the monkey wanders around. The Minh finds some cherries. She picks one up shoves it up her butt and then pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender, astonished, exclaims, “Holy crap!!! John your monkey just picked up a cherry, shoved it up her butt, and then ate it!!!!”  John replies, “ya ever since she ate that cue ball she measures everything first.”

He knows that most employees working at the dealship don't want her around.  She brings trouble. He doesn't care.  I had a little money once. After it bit me a few times I got rid of it.  He should get rid of his.   

Sorry Chris, did not realize it was John Carmody that wrote the BS narrative lol 

That's a great story. You should figureout what side you're on.  First you hate John and his asian escort, now you want to kiss his a*s? Maybe we should talk about the car. You're pathetic as he is Chris

*ridiculous  Sorry for the typo.  I realize there are folks on this site that are more concerned with proper spelling than the subject matter. 

Rojer, you seem to know a lot about her. But as the other writer pointed out if what you've wrote is true you have proved exactly what she is. Also, not that it makes a difference with what she does with the money she is paid, but how do you know she gives everything to her siblings? Are you there each time her customes pay her to witness what she gives her siblings?  Are you actually her, or a  a customer using a thinly vailed disquise? 

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/prostitute

Clear and simple.

Rojer, please explain to me what an escort is. 

"She made him think he was the only one and it broke his heart when after many years he discovered that there were others."  So your friend was paying her and others were also, but she was never an escort? Okey doky lol

My guy would not want me to reveal his personal details.  I can tell you he has never considered himself a victim and has fond memories of every moment he was fortunate enough to spend with this beautiful young woman.  She is not and never has been an escort.  She is a young lady who expects to be taken care of and deserves to be so,  The fact that she is drawn to more mature and distinguished men of means is more of a reflection of her own high standards than a lack thereof.  She does not live a life of luxury, has come from a disadvantaged background, and gives everything she has to better the lives of her siblings.

She made him think he was the only one and it broke his heart when after many years he discovered that there were others.  Nevertheless all young people make mistakes while making their way in life.  Those more fortunate need to spend a lot less time trying to shame her and more time sacrificing themselves for the benifit of others....."judge not lest you be judged."

Where is the guy from that was smitten with her?  know someone else that is a victim.