Complaint Review: Hagen Management Corporation

Oh my gosh!!!!
I cannot believe that I won $100,000!!!!
Oh Lordy!!!!

And yet, skeptic that I am, I couldn't just go ahead and cash this lovely check for 3,940 (USD, no less, not cheeseball, Queen-of-England-on-the-front, Canadian funy money). Oh no, I had to Google the Hagen name and--oh my gosh once again--look what I came up with!
The SAME claim number, the SAME serial number, and the same prize amount, but from someone else--in Houston, of all places!
Golly, what will I ever do?

Wait--I've got a great idea! I'll contact JP Morgan Bank, MA in Milwaukee, wi (the lower case state abbreviation is the scammer's, not mine, but only a minor flaw in an otherwise masterful scam attempt) and Integrated Payment Systems in Englewood Colorado. And I'll go ahead and contact the toll-free number listed on the check.

Robert
Peabody, Massachusetts
U.S.A.