Key Credit Solutions called, offering me three cards with a combined line around $5,000, along with other premiums, and merely asked to pull a $219.95 processing fee from my checking account at some date in the future.
Dummy me: I went for it.
So on 12/5, my account was hit for $219.95, and I've not seen anything. They did give a customer service number of 770-937-9498, which, when called, announced that it had been changed to 678-209-9696. (Naturally, you get to sit on hold there, and never talk to a human.)
I want my money back!