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245 W. 2nd St. And Associated Complexes Mesa, 85201 Arizona, U.S.A.
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City Of Mesa ARIZONA police Department Ripoff! The saga of the $100,000 monkey Mesa Arizona
The venerable and esteemed (and vastly demented)
City of Mesa, Arizona (the former Utah colony
of "Deseret", may have finally demonstrated just
how irrelevant and counterproductive an entirely
corrupt city government can actually be, with
no suggestion of moderation or even SANITY.
This is a city of about 400,000 with its own
integral "Air Force", which in the last few years
has shot to death multitudes of unarmed citizens,
and crippled many others. Neck deep in corruption,
perjury, and vast criminal activity of all sorts,
apparently the next absurd extravagance may very
well be a slightly lower order of primate than
the sluggards and incompetent dimwits currently
employ: A MONKEY!!!
This proposal comes in a city awash in crystal
methamphetamine traffic, crack cocaine, and
unethical and downright illegal contact in its
city manager's office and police department.
So far, no one has asked the department
anything about ethics, responsibility, truth,
or any of the other areas in which they seem
deficient. And in Mesa, apparently, those
who dare even think about doing so are
better advised to leave town, rather than
disappear, which is the other alternative
to reforming the city's erstwhile collection
of fourth-rate thugs.
Apparently, Chief Dennis Donna has responded
that this is "not going to happen".
It would be far more productive, most of us
think, to flush the below-noted funds down
the toilet. And generally, this ridiculous
"police department" needs to go to the
same destination.
News - Police in Ariz. Seek Monkey for SWAT TeamYahoo!
Top Stories Strange News - AP
Police in Ariz. Seek Monkey for SWAT Team
Mon Apr 18,10:12 PM ET Strange News - AP
MESA, Ariz. - The Mesa Police Department is looking to add some primal instinct to its SWAT team. And to do that, it's looking to a monkey.
"Everybody laughs about it until they really start thinking about it," said Mesa Officer Sean Truelove, who builds and operates tactical robots for the suburban Phoenix SWAT team. "It would change the way we do business."
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(QUESTION: Would not spending some meaningful time, effort, and money to clean up this filthy, rotten mess be more productive than ANTHING thus far proposed by or on behalf of Mesa's absurd "law enforcement" community?
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Truelove is spearheading the department's request to purchase and train a capuchin monkey, considered the second smartest primate to the chimpanzee. The department is seeking about $100,000 in federal grant money to put the idea to use in Mesa SWAT operations.
The monkey, which costs $15,000, is what Truelove envisions as the ultimate SWAT reconnaissance tool.
Since 1979, capuchin monkeys have been trained to be companions for people who are quadriplegics by performing daily tasks, such as serving food, opening and closing doors, turning lights on and off, retrieving objects and brushing hair. Truelove hopes the same training could prepare a monkey for special-ops intelligence.
Weighing only 3 to 8 pounds with tiny humanlike hands and puzzle-solving skills, Truelove said it could unlock doors, search buildings and find suicide victims on command. Dressed in a Kevlar vest, video camera and two-way radio, the small monkey would be able to get into places no officer or robot could go.
It has been a little over a year since Truelove filed a grant proposal with the U.S. Department of Defense under the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, and he is still waiting for word.
If the grant goes through, Truelove plans on learning how to train the monkey himself and keeping the sociable monkey at home, just like a K-9 officer would. He projects that $85,000 in grant money would outfit the monkey with gear and pay for veterinarian care, food and habitat for three years.
Information from: East Valley Tribune/Scottsdale Tribune
Jim
Mesa, Arizona
U.S.A.
City of Mesa, Arizona (the former Utah colony
of "Deseret", may have finally demonstrated just
how irrelevant and counterproductive an entirely
corrupt city government can actually be, with
no suggestion of moderation or even SANITY.
This is a city of about 400,000 with its own
integral "Air Force", which in the last few years
has shot to death multitudes of unarmed citizens,
and crippled many others. Neck deep in corruption,
perjury, and vast criminal activity of all sorts,
apparently the next absurd extravagance may very
well be a slightly lower order of primate than
the sluggards and incompetent dimwits currently
employ: A MONKEY!!!
This proposal comes in a city awash in crystal
methamphetamine traffic, crack cocaine, and
unethical and downright illegal contact in its
city manager's office and police department.
So far, no one has asked the department
anything about ethics, responsibility, truth,
or any of the other areas in which they seem
deficient. And in Mesa, apparently, those
who dare even think about doing so are
better advised to leave town, rather than
disappear, which is the other alternative
to reforming the city's erstwhile collection
of fourth-rate thugs.
Apparently, Chief Dennis Donna has responded
that this is "not going to happen".
It would be far more productive, most of us
think, to flush the below-noted funds down
the toilet. And generally, this ridiculous
"police department" needs to go to the
same destination.
News - Police in Ariz. Seek Monkey for SWAT TeamYahoo!
Top Stories Strange News - AP
Police in Ariz. Seek Monkey for SWAT Team
Mon Apr 18,10:12 PM ET Strange News - AP
MESA, Ariz. - The Mesa Police Department is looking to add some primal instinct to its SWAT team. And to do that, it's looking to a monkey.
"Everybody laughs about it until they really start thinking about it," said Mesa Officer Sean Truelove, who builds and operates tactical robots for the suburban Phoenix SWAT team. "It would change the way we do business."
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(QUESTION: Would not spending some meaningful time, effort, and money to clean up this filthy, rotten mess be more productive than ANTHING thus far proposed by or on behalf of Mesa's absurd "law enforcement" community?
---------------------------------------------------------
Truelove is spearheading the department's request to purchase and train a capuchin monkey, considered the second smartest primate to the chimpanzee. The department is seeking about $100,000 in federal grant money to put the idea to use in Mesa SWAT operations.
The monkey, which costs $15,000, is what Truelove envisions as the ultimate SWAT reconnaissance tool.
Since 1979, capuchin monkeys have been trained to be companions for people who are quadriplegics by performing daily tasks, such as serving food, opening and closing doors, turning lights on and off, retrieving objects and brushing hair. Truelove hopes the same training could prepare a monkey for special-ops intelligence.
Weighing only 3 to 8 pounds with tiny humanlike hands and puzzle-solving skills, Truelove said it could unlock doors, search buildings and find suicide victims on command. Dressed in a Kevlar vest, video camera and two-way radio, the small monkey would be able to get into places no officer or robot could go.
It has been a little over a year since Truelove filed a grant proposal with the U.S. Department of Defense under the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, and he is still waiting for word.
If the grant goes through, Truelove plans on learning how to train the monkey himself and keeping the sociable monkey at home, just like a K-9 officer would. He projects that $85,000 in grant money would outfit the monkey with gear and pay for veterinarian care, food and habitat for three years.
Information from: East Valley Tribune/Scottsdale Tribune
Jim
Mesa, Arizona
U.S.A.
3 Updates & Rebuttals
Jim
Mesa,Arizona,
U.S.A.
If you live in Mesa or wish to appreciate the city better, take a look...
#2Consumer Suggestion
Sun, May 01, 2005
Note that the author of the original report is not quoting some "lunatic fringe" publication like the NATIONAL INQUIRER or THE OBSERVER, but has combined a couple of reports by the puppet local newspapers, the TRIBUNE and the REPUBLIC, both of whom are well-known for suppressing evidence and information hostile to the local criminal element in Mesa City Government. Lots of fluff pieces in the "house organs" which are locally promoted as "the media" cover up for some of the various excesses commited in this filth hole. This won't go on forever. Mesa cops, especially those who have decided to develop the hobby of murdering citizens, need to know that there are statutes of limitation on perjury, filing false police reports, assault, fraud, corruption, and most of the other dishonest activity in which the lion's share of this department is involved, but not on MURDER. Right now, the city basks in the glow of its criminal neo-fascist executive power base, and its spineless mayor, Keno Hawker, and surely the Bush Mark II administration has no intention of lifting any rocks to see Republican slime slither out into the light of day. But it won't always be that way. This may be called "politics" locally, but it isn't about "politics", it's about crime, and crime by cops, hundreds of times a day, is what Mesa is about. You won't read much, if any, real information, in the yokel media until political atmosphere changes, but times are not static. Short term, there are some reports on this site which will help explain what Mesa is about, and a few of them are listed below: 52267 21215 2063 99790 83166 If anyone from the rest of the world wants to know what the effects are when about one quarter of a town or more is illegal immigrants, and about half the legal residents who are qualified do not vote, MESA IS IT!!!!!
Leslie
Mesa,Arizona,
U.S.A.
No! No MONKEY can ever be on Mesa P.D.!
#3Consumer Suggestion
Sun, May 01, 2005
It is absurd to imagine a mere monkey could EVER work for the Mesa Police Department. How could a monkey possibly meet these specifications? (1. Mesa police of rank must be totally servile, sniveling parasites, firmly in the pocket of former City Manager Charles Luster and his corrupt, criminal coherts; (2. Mesa police must constantly whine and snivel, in their cowardly way, that, even though the city has twice as many police as most American cities of 400,000, there are nowhere near enough; (3. Mesa police must ignore real criminal activity, especially methamphetamine and crack cocaine traffic, especially by those of the "correct" religious persuasion, even to the point of harassing legitimate citizens who report such activity, in order to (a. not get hurt, and (b. avoid painting "bad pictures" of the venerable capitol of "Deseret".... (4. Mesa police must be grossly overpaid liars, such as officers Gaffney, Lines, Marrical, Cantrell, Withrow, and others who have nationally-known reputations for filing false police reports and endless supplies of criminal perjury, all uninvestigated by the esteemed big cheeses in this department; (5. Mesa police of rank must be either directly subservient to "The Temple" or members thereof, or work for same for cash or advancement; (6. Mesa police of any rank must be completely mute on several issues, and in no wise even capable of enunciating words like "reform", "ethics", "honesty", "decency", "The United States Constitution", "murder of children", etc., etc., etc. Obviously, this particular primate is overqualified and would be grossly underpaid for this department. I suspect other officers--who have no redeeming value of any kind whatsoever, and who seem to be of a much lower order and species--are far better qualified to meet the specifications as originally outlined. Chief Donna or his predecessor spring immediately to mind.
Cory
San Antonio,Texas,
U.S.A.
2 Questions
#4Consumer Comment
Mon, April 25, 2005
Why send a man when you can send a monkey and will he get overtime and benefits? Who knows, he might just make Chief.
