Complaint Review: Houlihan's

Dropped into the Houlihan's in Tukwila the other day. Big mistake.


We apologize first to the surly waitress who "helped" us. We had no idea of the inconvenience we caused you just by ordering food. That mad look you shot us when asking for no lettuce on your club sandwich... we're sorry!


And how about that club sandwich? There was a rumor on your menu that there was bacon on it. I guess not! But who needed bacon when there was a pound of ham on the sandwich! No turkey for me, please!


All in all, paying $35.00 for lunch is such a bargain. Who am I to expect such outlandish perks as value, friendliness and taste?


DON'T EAT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP-OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!