Complaint Review: Dogg Digital Audio

I have just been had!

MAJOR NOOB ALERT!

I just got the 5.1 home cinema speaker system for 250$.

F***ing horse s**t I wish I woulda known about this s**t before hand, so then i could have whipped out the 100,000 volt caddle prod and zap these mother F s and steal all their s**t and their scammed money.

Well I was going to Winne Dixxie, and all of a sudden this striped white early/mid 90's van pulls up with 2 white male noobs, and i mean M A J O R f ing noobs man. F Five-Star General type noobs, know what im sayin.

C suckers start to jibber jabber about they got extra sets of speakers and that they are hungry noobs lookin for beer and food money. Passenger noob stayed in the vehicle while the driver major noob stepped out to open his van of tricks. The passenger noob had s**t hair on his chin and the other had full facial stubble.

These noobs tricked me into purchasing this 5.1 gimmick.. they were unopened packages, that he opened infront of me and took out the sub with his hands etc to show me...

(hmm maybe i could go to the police and get finger prints? but would that stop the major noob epidemic?)

Well Im gonna try to see what my options are here, then decide wtf to do with this noob system.

Albert St. Petersburg area, Florida

*EDitor's Comment: Rip-off Report confirms contact info, salesman misrepresentation ripoff